Sunday, June 29, 2008

Somebody Please Send This Memo To Kos Kidz

To all Obamatons,

Considering right now Obama Supports The Second Amendment and publicly stated he agrees with the Supreme Court decision, please update your position on the Right To Keep And Bear Arms from "strongly against" to "nuanced pro".

By continuing to follow Obama's previous anti-gun positions, (which of course considering the upcoming elections are no longer valid) you are only hurting his bid to become President. Your attacks against last week SCOTUS decision on the Second Amendment, your rantings against the evil gun lobby and the NRA have the negative effect of painting our candidate in a negative light to all those gun totting, tooth-missing imbecile Americans.
Comrades! No matter how much we hate those losers, we still need their votes in order to win this election. So please get your act toghether and follow the new Party line.

Here are a few of the worst offenders:

A proposal for new gun control laws

The Second Amendment Deleted Clause

Random, disjointed thoughts on the second amendment

D.C. v. Heller, or "The Constitution IS a Suicide Pact"

The True, Tragic Cost of the SCOTUS Gun Decision

Comrades! You only have to fake it until after the elections, for Obamessiah's sake!

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