Monday, July 9, 2012

So This Liberal Visits My Blog....

...reads one of my blog entries (a video of a televised debate in a Muslim country in which one of the opponents produces a revolver), then he decides to post this commentary which is not only idiotic but also totally unrelated to the issue in the blog entry. Read it - it is a true gem of stupidity produced by a brain dead Occupying idiot who is claiming the video in question proves that...I am supporting Mitt Romney? WTF???

Joe Skillz · 1 day ago

I always enjoy reading your blog. It helps keep me grounded, knowing that there are many more gun-hugging, scared, sociopaths with calloused hands and room-temperature IQs, willing to do the bidding of rich Republicans, who laugh all the way to country club at how they have scammed the lower classes into subsidizing their holier-than-thou lifestyles. You think Romney wants to have dinner with you? You think he wants your daughter to marry one of his sons? Think again. He wants you to change the oil in his Mercedes and he wants your daughter to clean the toilets in his mansion. Figure it out.

My reply follows:

TranssylvaniaP 16 Hours ago

Dear Joe Skillz,

Not sure how did you get the impression I support Romney after you watched the funny video of the gun threatening Muslim. Did you read any entry on my blog even mentioning Romney's name? I think not. Must be your decaying liberal brain dipped in stinking Marxist shit for way too long that is causing you to have these schizophrenic delusions.

I'm not a Romney fan. But if you don't believe me go ahead and look for yourself, browse my entire blog. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two in the process, so maybe you'll be able to finally to pass the graduation test and get your middle school diploma.

Oh, and by the way... since you are ASSuming untrue things about me, let me tell you a couple of things about myself: I am a (legal) immigrant to this great country. I came here with only the clothes on my back 13 years ago after escaping from Romania. Since you probably don't have an idea where Romania is I'll enlighten you: it is a shit hole (former) communist Eastern European - nowadays socialist country, where a regular Joe Citizen needs a government issued permit to purchase and own a target bow or a simple air rifle and where only criminals and corrupt politicians have firearms. Just the kind of egalitarian gun-free kind of country you'd like America to become, isn't it?

After arriving in the US I never asked anybody for any handouts, I never needed any social assistance from the State, I never complained of being discriminated because some people were condescending me for my broken English, I never asked for food stamps or any welfare benefits even when my refrigerator was empty and didn't had enough change to wash my clothes at the laundromat. In other words, I was too proud to count on your liberal pity and become a slave tied on the Democrat plantation. I was a delivery driver, a janitor, a repairman. My wife cleaned motel rooms. And we're not ashamed of doing that. Work is work, you do what you have to do to succeed - and only stupid condescending liberals like yourself who are born with a silver spoon in their mouth are considering low paying jobs degrading.
Five years later I started my own business with a $1,000 capital and with the sweat of my brow I put my wife through college and grad school, and my son in the best film school in the world there is: the University of Southern California Institute Of Cinematic Arts.

So there you have it, Joe (no)Skillz: my autobiography and the American Dream - both in only three paragraphs. I hope you'll learn something reading it and better yourself in the future. Or if you so choose, stay a stupid liberal and keep on Occupying your parents basement until you're 45.

P.S. Edited to add:
Speaking of Romney's Mercedes: I also drive a Mercedes. My wife drives a Mercedes too. And my son drives a Volvo. Like Romney, we didn't steal them - we earned them. If you ever decide to quit your non-stop pot induced daze and decide you need a job please call me. I may have an opening for a grease monkey. So call me after you graduate middle school, OK?. Until then I'm doing the oil changes myself on all my family cars - and I'm not ashamed of that.

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